## 30 voicemails for jason
01 um, yeah, ya know, anyway*
02 ad for web site
03 godzilla-related status update
04 drunken "natural woman"
05 just saying hi
06 i don't know anyone from new jersey
07 the promise of more messaging
08 non-maniacal laughter
09 like sugar
10 light of my life, fire of my loins*
11 1:24 of nothing
12 a fine, fine day
13 "my pants", a haiku*
14 a sick duck of some sort
15 "christopher reeves", a prayer
16 a plea for stopping the madness
17 dirty sex, naughty, dirty, sex*
18 blinding egg parts
19 you look like rural electrification*
20 little miss trouble, naughty girl*
21 not naughty, but techno
22 only wearing boxers
23 garbled communique from my evil twin
24 bareassed breakfast*
25 (description omitted)
26 homer simpson calling i
27 homer simpson calling ii
28 he colors wrong. berate!
29 advertisement for radio station
30 need your fix?